Heavyarms' Limehead Mar-ger-ee-ta Recipe

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Heavyarms' Limehead Mar-ger-ee-ta Recipe
07.24.08 (4:49 pm)   [edit]
The actual title is Heavyarms' "Knock You on Your Fucking Ass" Margaritas, but I'm sure that wouldn't pass tblog's strict headline censorship guidelines. In honor of National Tequila Day (July 24).

I typically don't go for girly drinks, but I like margaritas. (What are "girly" drinks? Easy! Anything that doesn't start with "BE" and end in "ER" or anything that doesn't involve something from a bottle labeled "Jack Daniels" can be considered a girly drink.) This recipe, like most recipes, was borne of necessity. My family and I went to the beach for vacation last week and I wanted to make margaritas for me and the missus. However two trips to two separate grocery stores revealed a shortage of those little frozen limeade canisters, so I had to make due.

2 parts Simply Limeade (Simply Orange brand, its with the yogurt and milk and cheese and stuff)
1 part tequila (Heavyarms advocates reposado or aƱejo tequilas, or at least a good (not harsh) oro)
1 part triple sec (no preference here)

This mix is simple and sweet and easy to drink. If the people that make Lemonheads made Limeheads and then someone made a drink that tasted like that, this is what it would take like. If it's too sweet for you, squeeze a lime in to it. After 1 I'm feeling "confident." 2 and I've all the courage in the world. 3 and...well, I never make it past 3.

For the love of God, don't put salt on it, and don't use it to make frozen margaritas. Salt is for dorks, tourists, and people that don't know any better. Frozen is for girls. (Not just girls, but girly girls at that.)

EDIT: Apparently "Heavyarms' Limehead Margaratias" doesn't pass censorship-ial muster, either.
 


posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 07.24.08 (5:04 pm)

So - No "lost shaker of salt" huh?
Ahhh!! Liquid courage!



posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 07.25.08 (8:38 am)

I've seen Simply Limeade ~ now I have good reason to buy some, and also tequila and triple sec ~ I feel a party coming on ~ shortly!
Good deal ~ It's 5 o'clock somewhere! ~ Right?

See ya later ~ do I have to keep count?
:)



posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 07.26.08 (10:14 am)

Wow ~ they really are picky if 'margaritas' didn't pass ~ yet they have all kinds of adverts about personal products that shouldn't be allowed in my opinion! Even have 'those' on tblurt!

Now we shall be sure to make up some margaritas and 'hold the salt' ~
I love Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville" song and each time I see or hear 'margarita' I immediately start to hear that song ~ it makes me soooo happy! Now that is a GOOD THING! :)

Enjoy your weekend my friend
((hug)) the wife and kidlet from auntconi, too!
(((hugs)))

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