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| Fantastic 4 |
| 07.13.05 (6:53 am) [edit] |
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So, the latest comic-book movie adaptation, Fantastic 4, has been soundly denounced by critics. "Lack of depth." "The acting isn't much to write home about." "...the script and storytelling just don't hold their own with some of the recent comic book releases to come out of Hollywood." "As a comic book fan, this movie was a disappointment and probably one of the few comic-book-related movies that I have no desire to see again." So what was it? What was the thing that made this movie become Hollywood's savior? Why is this movie the one that got Hollywood out of its slump? Well, here's a couple of reasons: [image]heavyarms_13559681 43.jpg[/image] A a few more: [image]heavyarms_11094099 49.jpg[/image] Here's a damn good reason: [image]heavyarms_42915005 5.jpg[/image] Seriously, are movie critics unfamiliar with the formula? (Hot Chick + Blue Spandex) x Special Effects = SUCCESS! Of course, the hotness of the chick exponentially affects the amount of success. Also, the costume must be spandex, not vinyl (see "Catwoman.") Also, the hot chick must be prominent in the movie, not just a background character (see Batgirl, "Batman & Robin.") I for one think that it would be a good idea if Jessica Alba dons a blue spandex outfit in one or two movies a year. She's really hot. NOTE TO MY FEMALE READERS: I respect you, I really do. It's just that sometimes men are pigs. Hey, if your REALLY hot, I bet you'd be a hit in blue spandex, too. |
posted by: heavyarms (reply)
post date: 08.18.05 (8:51 am)
Reply to: trinity7ke
Thanks. And I know that most of the "rational" people won't begrudge a heterosexual male's appreciation of an attractive female, there are some out there who would. Glad you liked the movie, I may go see it, but I'll have to wait and see it without my wife. She know's I've had a crush on Jessica Alba since Dark Angel.
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