Arafat in Stable Condition After Dying in a Paris Hospital

Well, first some updated numbers.
1) George Bush has received 59,209,925 popular votes and, MORE IMPORTANTLY, 286 Electoral Votes. He has received more votes than any other presidential candidate in history. Almost nine million MORE people voted for him this year than in 2,000. How's that for a job approval rating.

2) John Kerry has received more popular votes (55,638,551) than any other presidential candidate in history...except George W. Bush. And all the pundits heavy voter turnout would faver the Dems. Whoops!

Another note to take comfort in, the only states John Kerry carried were whiny, liberal pansy states up north. No Southern states, no states from the "Old West." These two regions are generally the two greatest and most reknowned regions in US history, the Old West-birthplace of the cowboy, and the South-which just generally kicks ass. Kerry carried whiny liberal New England, where people whine and drink their tea hot (without even sugar) and generally act better than you. He also carried the whiny liberal north central states where it snows alot and people shoot themselves in the head because that's more fun than actually having to live there. We won't even talk about the whiny liberal Pacific Coast because those guys are just an earthquake away from joining the bottom of the ocean anyway.

Republicans Kick Ass, Take Names
Something else that isn't being played up too much in the National News Media, not only did a REPUBLICAN candidate get more votes than anyone in history, the REPUBLICANS gained seats in both the Senate (55 Republicans, 44 Democrats, 1 Independent who, for all intents and purposes, is a Democrat) and House (232 Republicans, 202 Democrats, 1 Independent who...yadda yadda yadda.)

Of course, that didn't stop whiny liberal Democrats from reverting back to calling for "bi-partisanship." Earth to Nancy Pelosi...America just put your ass out of business. In the words of the great philosopher Trey Parker "Lick my butt and suck on my balls." (If you haven't gone to see this movie yet, Go! Go Now! -- H-arms)

Good-bye
Just want to get serious for a minute. This week, two people who I like to think were very good friends of mine moved on to bigger and better things. I just wanted to say that I'll miss you. Just know that I won't look forward to the next day's labor as much as I used to.

P.S. Speaking of whiny liberal pansies.

Some of us — hopefully most of us — are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us — hopefully most of us — are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't.